El Gringo Loco, the Shocking True Story.

The Gringo bolts from his bed. He’s been in the cartel seven months, a college-educated American kid from the suburbs of Portland with a shaved head and the massive shoulders of the offensive tackle he once was. It started out pure fun, easy money, gorgeous women and the camaraderie of soldiers. They called him La Flama Blanca, the white flame, which somehow inspired a series of Talladega Nights jokes.We know how to shake and bake Flama Blanca style! And man, did they party. But lately the Gringo’s been getting paranoid. That’s why he put the mirror against his door, the only alarm system that still works after Rigo freaked out and smashed all the alarms, thinking they were spy cameras.